CANNED THOUGHTS...random thoughts of a middle aged man

  

... only God is my true fate
     i shall have faith

....my best asset is not my money
    but my family,and of course my honey

...there is nothing so  purest
   in sharing to the poorest

...the best thing in life is to be free
   but not my coffee with expensive fee

...noon,pag natalo sa casino,  milyon,
   ngaun, pag uminom ng kape, bilyon

...politicos and artistas,      pareho lang yan!
   businessman at doktor,  pareho lang yan!
   GMA at obispo,               pajero  lang yan!

...ang spondylosis 
   the best diagnosis
   pang iwas sa paglilitis

...first gentleman, 
   purse gentleman

... mag- aral , mahirap
    mahirap  ,   d makapagaral 
    mag-aral !  para d maghirap

...marriage is one time,
   carriage is a lifetime

... i always listen to my wife
    bcoz, if she holds the knife
    it's d end of my life

... give my wife 'roses'
    not once,not twice! maraming beses

...i have a lot of vice
   my wife has a lot of buys

... payag na ko under ng asawa,
    under her spell!!

...yesterday, love of money is the root of all evil
    today,       lack of money is the root of all evil

...as Filipinos, marami  tayo pwede ipgmalaki :
        gobyernong walang paki
        lubak sa kalyi
        baha hanggang kili kili

... BUD/GET
    so u wont GET/BAD
 
.... MM/DA : DA/MM

... i only have 3 laws to believe
      God's law
      Wife's law
      Mother-in- law
     
... iba na ang  LOVE . nahahati...
    LO/ VE : LOwe/ VEton

... i'll teach my children:
    what to say, when they pray
    be sturdy, when they study
    be strong, in a storm
    be assured, when pressured
    how to cook, not by-the-book
    to eat pork , is the prize of hard work,
    focus on the lesson not on the baon
    ambition to get rich, not to be known rich
    sex is masarap,watsnex is mahirap

... i have to watch my diet
    if i dont want to die yet

...EXERCISE is an exercise to excise excess size 

...dont smoke
   ul choke
   its not a joke

...dont gamble
   ur life will rumble
   instead, be humble
   ur life will not crumble

...'IN' proper order:
    to overcome my INsecurity
    i have to put my securityIN

...T/AX : AX
    
...PO/LICE : LICE

... my plans?
    maiksi lang buhay, LOL na lang!!
    leche plans..